I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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