How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i wish my penis had a tongue
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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