somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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