Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
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You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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