It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
