im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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