But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
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i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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