You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i permit you to call me
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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