My entire life is one complicated drinking game
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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