you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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