Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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