If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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