just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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