I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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