i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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