I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
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All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Boobs speak an international language.
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I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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