I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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