i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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