In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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