Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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