so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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