i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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