This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I wish you could order shots online.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
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I just got carded by a ten year old.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I came so hard my ears popped.
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