FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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