Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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