never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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