remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
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Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
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The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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