She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
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I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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