I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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