dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
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You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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