Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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