What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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