Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
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We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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