I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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