so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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