yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i barfeds in our rink
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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