I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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