Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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