Buhtt sex?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
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I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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