your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
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