I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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