I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Randomize
