Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
The Olympian is in my bed
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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