HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
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Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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