bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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