I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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