You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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