I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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