Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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