Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
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It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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