You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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