If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
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I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
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Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I can't put those talents on a resume
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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