its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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