i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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